Was looking around the internet today and found a set of great quotes on Yahoo answers.
Enjoy-
"I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser." ~Arnold Palmer
"Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. " ~~A.A. Milne
"Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears. " ~Bobby Jones
"The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing." ~Dave Hill
"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five." ~Paul Harvey
"Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder." ~Jim Bishop
"Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you've had them and your not even off the first tee " ~Walter Hagen
"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work." ~Lee Trevino
"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. " ~Sam Snead
"Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five." ~John Updike
"The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music." ~Silk Stockings TV Show
"Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. " ~Bruce Lansky
"I'll always remember the day I broke 90. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine. " ~Bruce Lansky
"The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie." ~George Deukmejian
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. " ~Jack Benny
"The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. " ~Billy Graham
"Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. " ~~A.A. Milne
"Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears. " ~Bobby Jones
"The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing." ~Dave Hill
"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five." ~Paul Harvey
"Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder." ~Jim Bishop
"Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you've had them and your not even off the first tee " ~Walter Hagen
"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work." ~Lee Trevino
"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. " ~Sam Snead
"Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five." ~John Updike
"The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music." ~Silk Stockings TV Show
"Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. " ~Bruce Lansky
"I'll always remember the day I broke 90. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine. " ~Bruce Lansky
"The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie." ~George Deukmejian
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. " ~Jack Benny
"The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. " ~Billy Graham
